immortalixe:

That moment when you’re eating something and start to hiccup, and then hiccup just as you swallow something and it feels like satan is entering your body.

immortalixe:

You know when a movie gets really shitty reviews from critics but you watch it and you’re just like idk man i liked it.

immortalixe:

omfg my parents, brother and me went to our cousins house and we were all watching Modern Family together and when Gloria came on the screen my uncle got really excited and said ” oh boy, I love Sofia Viagra” and i am still on the floor

immortalixe:

I’d love to have a chat with the asshole that came up with the skip limit on 8tracks.

benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are

(via donniedarkheaux)

Anonymous asked: "if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to"

iguanamouth:

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via officialheinzdoofenshmirtz)

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

(Source: dddderrnsuree, via wankbankofamerica)

seekinqs:

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winterfellis:

by racheljeand on Flickr.

kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

(via savingthemacarons)

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

(via throw-me-to-the-graves)

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