The life of a multishipper in a nutshell
multishipper: oh look a ship hell yass
multishipper: another ship woohooo
multishipper: so many ships i ship all of them oh my god
person: but what's your OTP
multishipper:
multishipper:
multishipper: *sweats*
multishipper: *convulses*
multishipper: *gasps*
multishipper:
multishipper:
multishipper: well

the-real-is-kept:

Listening to only one genre of music is the most painfully boring trait I can think of for a human being to have

(via fetusjack)

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: marvelcolm, via teenscoolest)

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: prismaticpeonies, via the-hxngry-games)

Who ever leaked jlaws and all those other nudes is the scum of the earth and deserves to be pushed into traffic am i right ladies? bYE

I’m sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants.
- Anne Hathaway. Amen. (via socialsurvival)

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

(via robertdowneyjrs)

necpd:

La Dispute//The Last Lost Continent
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